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Wall of Shame

Because when you spend a lot of time in the insectary, things happen.

You know how they tell you not to name stray dogs you can't keep because it'll traumatize you? Well, apparently this is not the same thing as naming mosquitoes you'll eventually freeze to death. Thus, we give you a gallery of the mosquitoes that have taken gluttony to a whole new level.



I mean, there's no maternal caring in mosquito world, so I guess it's no wonder that Albert never learned humility. Out here flaunting his floofiness like some kind of vainglorious gift to the arthropod world.

Theme song: A Taste of Honey by Herb Alpert



Peggy not only over-ate, but she then started to... Well, you see. Full disclosure: we all giggled.

Theme song: Peggy Sue by Buddy Holly



Just why, girl?

Theme song: After Supper by Count Basie



We were in a graveyard looking for mosquitoes. We found... this. And.. I have questions.

Theme song: So what? by Miles Davis 



Bertha blood fed (engorged) and then drank all the salvation fluid. This is not good for your cholesterol, Bertha.

Theme song: Hot Toddy by Gene Harris


This is what will make me famous.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: the mosquito poot

Because this is 100% what normal people do.

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